Let's crunch some numbers.
Number of days until my winter break begins: 7
Number of days I've been in grad school: 69
Number of all-nighters required thus far: 0
Number of miles run this week: 0
Number of hint o' mint Newman-O's I had after dinner: 6
Number of days until Obama's inauguration: 70
Number of pages I have to write before next Wednesday: One 15 page paper + one 20 page paper=35 pages
Number of days until ritual Black Friday Ajanta meal: 15
Number of courses to be completed in Fall 2008: 5
Number of courses to be completed in Winter 2009: 3
Number of days until I begin observing the Karaoke Sabbath again: 11
Number of hint o' mint Newman-O's I will eat after posting this and before going to bed: indeterminate
Amount that I miss Columbus faces and places: a shit ton
2 comments:
More statistics on the consumption of Newman-O's plz!
Your ratio of Newman-O's consumed to miles ran appears to be infinity^2. Can you check my math on that?
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