I made a resolution a couple years ago to avoid talking on my cell phone while holding a cup of to-go coffee, because it's important to me that I not look like an asshole. That's not to say this doesn't still occasionally happen. After all, I am a person who would carry around an IV tree with an espresso drip if I could, and also a person who occasionally receives phone calls.
But this is exactly the reason that I made that silly resolution, cause there I am on the front page of the Messenger, in all my asshole glory.
Also, to anyone who came upon this site by googling "asshole glory", sorry to disappoint.
5 comments:
Whoa.
I kid.
From far away...all teenie on my computer screen, I can't even tell it's you.
Ha ha. You're a dick.
hahahah. so incredibly righteously awesome.
you totally hate this. which makes me love it.
a pedestrian talks on cell phone
that's poetry baby.
this is so great!
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